Description
Emotionally Violent Goose T-Shirt — Caffeine & Chaos
Wear the mood: a dark-humored, vintage-style tee that reads like a declaration and an inside joke. A tuxedoed loon holds a steaming coffee and a lantern amid stylized chaos, crowned by the bold headline “Emotionally Violent” and the banner “Caffeine & Chaos.” The design blends retro poster colors and distressed texture with crisp DTG printing so the illustration pops on the deep black shirt. Lightweight, breathable cotton sits close to the body without feeling stiff — a lived-in look straight out of late-night studio sessions, crowded cafés, and hurried commutes. Let it speak for the half-asleep, always-sarcastic kind of person who finds solidarity in caffeine, chaos, and dark humor. Comfortable enough to wear all day; vivid enough to start a conversation when you want one.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste
– Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape
– Pearlized, tear-away inner label and ethically sourced cotton (Oeko-Tex certified)
– Prints applied via DTG/DTF methods for sharp, durable artwork
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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