Description
Coffee Skeleton T-Shirt — “Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong” Funny Gothic Tee
A dark, playful tee for anyone whose morning mood is best cured by a strong cup and a sharp sense of humor. The front art shows a relaxed skeleton holding a steaming mug beneath bold vintage lettering that reads “COFFEE” and the cheeky line “Because murder is wrong.” It feels like a wink to the over-caffeinated, late-night writer, the grumpy-but-loving barista, or the friend who needs a morning jolt to be human. Wear it on slow coffee shop mornings, weekend writing sessions, or casual hangs where sarcasm and comfort meet. The muted cream print pops on the black fabric without shouting — an easy staple that lands as both funny and slightly irreverent.
Product Type: T-Shirt
Theme/Features: Coffee humor; skeleton/vintage tattoo-style illustration; cream-on-black contrast; sarcastic one-liner
Target Audience: Coffee lovers with dark humor, writers, baristas, goth-casual style fans
Occasions: Morning routines, coffee meetups, casual wear, writer’s retreats, Halloween-adjacent gatherings
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
– Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes with 2-year EU warranty
– DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck labels; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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