Cooking Skeleton T-Shirt — “Cooking Because Murder Is Wrong”

Description

Cooking Skeleton T-Shirt — “Cooking Because Murder Is Wrong”

This soft, lightweight tee brings deadpan humor to the kitchen. A vintage-style skeleton illustration holds a spatula beneath the bold word “COOKING” and the cheeky line “Because murder is wrong.” The print’s slightly distressed look feels lived-in, like a favorite apron worn through late-night experiments and weekend feasts. Wear it while flipping pancakes, hosting a spooky dinner, or lounging with friends who appreciate dark humor—this shirt reads like an inside joke that starts conversations.

The comfortable crew neck and classic fit make it easy to layer under an apron or cardigan. Breathable ring-spun cotton keeps you cool during long cooking sessions, and the durable print stands up to frequent wear. It’s for cooks who laugh at the macabre and serve comfort food with a side of sarcasm.

Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, year-round comfort
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape after many washes
– Pearlized tear-away label and soft hand-feel for all-day wear
– Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for sharp detail and lasting durability

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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